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Kim Milford on a demo recording for the musical More Than You Deserve

Kim Milford in the musical More Than You Deserve

LyricsEdit

Once upon a time there lived a pretty princess
Her eyes were blue as the sea
And deep inside her body was a golden egg
So the prince he did decree
Any man around who thinks he can discover
Where the golden egg does lie
I will make him a wealthy man
And the crowd they did reply

Who can find the golden
I can find the golden
Find the golden egg
Who can find the golden
I can find the golden
Find the golden egg

A humble artist was the first to volunteer
With a paintbrush in his hand
And he stuck the paintbrush in the royal body
But it made the princess mad
The next volunteer was a baker man
He had a roller for his bread
But the princess said when he'd finished his search
"I want the baker dead"

Next with a broom on a wooden handle
Came the cleaner of the streets
And he leaned on the handle with all of his weight
Till the princess bled on the sheets
Next came a barber with a barber pole
Which he dragged along on the ground
And he rammed the pole in the princess' hole
But the egg it couldn't be found

Dig a little faster, dig a little deeper
Dig it, dig it in
Gotta be done before the darkness comes
And the night is moving in

Ram a little faster, ram a little deeper
Ram it, ram it in
Gotta be done before the darkness comes
And the night is moving in

Ram it in, jam it in
Jam it in, jam it in
Find that golden egg
Ram it in, jam it in
Jam it in, jam it in
Find that golden egg

Suddenly a hush came over the crowd
And a voice arose from the din
And there with a rifle and a bayonet
Stood a soldier grinning a grin
He sliced the princess with his bayonet
From her crotch to her sea blue eyes
Then he stuck his thumb in the royal tum
And he pulled, he pulled out the prize

Aniah hoon niah
Aniah hoon niah
Aniah hoonah hoonah ayo

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